Slime Devils Love Peanuts

And vice-versa:

Former US President Dhimmi Carter did today what President Bush declined to do in January: He laid a wreath at the mausoleum of former terror leader Yasser Arafat....

Carter is also to meet tonight with Nasser al-Shaer, a 'leading Hamas member' in Samaria, who was deputy Prime Minister in the 'Palestinian unity government' that fell apart when Hamas took over the Gaza Strip last June.

Wow; that's the veritable terrorist blue plate special.  Perhaps Sharkboy will hit Lebanon to make out with Hezbollah's Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah while he's at it.

You think I'm kidding, don't you?  Guess again:

At a reception in the West Bank town of Ramallah organized by Carter’s office, the former president hugged Nasser Shaer, a senior Hamas politician, meeting participants said. Embraces between men are a common custom in Arab culture.

“He gave me a hug. We hugged each other, and it was a warm reception,” Shaer told The Associated Press. “Carter asked what he can do to achieve peace between the Palestinians and Israel … and I told him the possibility for peace is high.”

....once all the Jews are dead.  Betcha Mr. Peanut had a wet spot on the front of his slacks after this steamy encounter.

Meanwhile, the Syrians prepare for war...: 

....using a non-existant threat of US/Israeli attack as PR cover.  Maybe Assad and Meshaal will go over their war plans with Mr. Peanut as well - to "achieve peace" in the Middle East, of course.

But their ultimate ambitions are global:

Tomorrow, the world!

But, of course, Hamas hasn't had a chance to "express its views," so the Squire of Plains must go and "listen" to "their side".

Between orgasms, I'm guessing.