Calypso Barry Makes His Debut

Now that he's thrown all his racist, white/Jew-hating mentors under the bus for the next four and a half months, it looks like The Great Unifier is having to do his own racial toilet-stirring:

Democratic presidential contender Barack Obama said on Friday he expects Republicans to highlight the fact that he is black as part of an effort to make voters afraid of him.

“It is going to be very difficult for Republicans to run on their stewardship of the economy or their outstanding foreign policy,” Obama told a fundraiser in Jacksonville, Florida. “We know what kind of campaign they’re going to run. They’re going to try to make you afraid.

“They’re going to try to make you afraid of me. He’s young and inexperienced and he’s got a funny name. And did I mention he’s black?”

Yeah, Lucifer, you mention your blackness in every other sentence anymore.  Time was when you didn't, because you didn't have to.  And you didn't have to because everybody and their, um, "brother" did it for you.  It is the one and only reason that your young, inexperienced, bumbling, verbally incontinent, flip-flopping, transverse rib-splaying, crypto-Marxist excursion into Johnny Appleseed idolatry has EVER been called "historic".  Take your ethnicity away and you're Dan Quayle without a brain or a conscience.  With your "blackness" half the country worships you, and the other half is terrified not to.

And with that verbal turd, you just realized all their fears anyway.  Which means, since you and your philosphical ilk are going to pre-emptively smear them as racists and bigots anyway, if they ARE harboring any such thoughts as you attribute to them, they've got nothing to lose from letting them rip, now do they?

But who's going to do this, Barry?  John Sith McCain?  Your good, close, personal friend who will fire anybody in his organization who so much as wrinkles their honorary NAACP cards?  The King of Comity with everybody who ISN'T a Republican?  You'd have to switch parties to get him to go Bull Connor on your scrawny ass.

Or go Bill Clinton on it, for that matter.  It's your own party that tried to run you through repeatedly with the race card, Barry.  Let Ensign Ed remind you of a few conveniently "misplaced" facts:

It was, after all, staffers on the Hillary Clinton campaign that sent the photo of Obama in African garb to the Drudge Report.   It was Bill Clinton who suggested that Obama’s victory in South Carolina was no more significant than Jesse Jackson’s in 1988.  It was Hillary who explicitly went after the white, working-class vote in the later primaries that bruised Obama so badly.

And just imagine if you were a Republican - or, You help you, a conservative!  You'd have libs wishing heart attacks on you and calling you "Simple Sambo" and "Uncle Tom" and "not really black" and all manner of other epithets your mentors have coined over the years for those of your racial station who depart from the Soviet Socialist/Black Klan party line.

But you'd never be like them.  You don't have the integrity.  You don't have the tenacity.  You don't have the balls.  And that's why you resort to getting the jump on "racist attacks" that will never come, and why your own pre-emption is, itself, racist, as well as McCarthyist and - ***GASP!*** - divisive, and way too candidly indicative of an acute lack of confidence about a race that, frankly, you should already have wrapped up.

But then you don't actually have the Donk nomination wrapped up yet, do ya?

All I can tell ya, Senator, is be careful what you wish for.  If you intend to bludgeon any and all opposition to your campaign and your eventual presidency with a racial baseball bat for the next eight and a half years, don't be surprised if you end up with the racial conflict that, thus far, is still safely in your fevered, cynical imagination.