Chip Off The Old Chalk

I haven't had anything make me more simultaneously joyful and doubled over in delicious laughter in a long, long time (via Intern Missius):

C'mon, "Professor," why didn't you just write it off to "coincidence," or "I just ate a jelly doughnut and my fingers were sticky"?  How about just coming up with a different way of "putting the LORD your God to the test"?  Talk about pride going before destruction.

If there were any part of this that I would doubt, it's the prof fleeing the classroom.  Judging by my experiences with such scoffers, any atheist academic that's that big a proselytizing prick would be made of sterner stuff.  They don't give up nearly that easily.

If you ask me, the prof and USC should be sued on First Amendment grounds.  Any Christian higher educator who used his/her classroom as a pulpit to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ would be torn limb from limb by the ACLU.  Why should a prof who proselytizes against Christianity be any different?