Did Barack Offer Stephi A Spot On His Prayer Rug?

An example of Barry's legendary propensity for gaffes (plus Bugs and Daffy) coming to his rescue (via AP):

The One can't tie his shoes without a teleprompter in front of him giving him the instructions.  It isn't much of a stretch to conclude that he, as he is want to do, got his tang toungled up.

Besides, if he was a Muslim, he'd be a piss-poor excuse for one, dontcha think?

UPDATE: Believe me, the Iranians agree (via Newsmax Insider):

Iran’s leadership has expressed “great pleasure” at the prospect of a Barack Obama victory in November, according to Menashe Amir, the Iranian-born head of Radio Israel’s Persian language service.

But Iranian President Ahmadinejad has said he doubts that the American establishment “will allow” Obama to win.

“One of the Iranian religious leaders said if Obama will enter the White House, then Islam will conquer the heart of the American nation,” Amir told Isracast.com.

The Iranian leadership likes Obama “mainly because he is a Muslim,” according to Amir. His first name, Barack, comes from “al-baraq,” which is the name of the horse that Muslims believe Muhammad rode on his way to paradise.

His middle name Hussein is also a Muslim name, and he was “born in a Muslim family,” said Amir.

In fact, Obama is a Christian. His deceased father was a Muslim, and though Obama attended a Muslim school in Indonesia, he never pursued the Muslim faith of his early childhood. While some commentators have suggested that this qualifies him as an apostate — a “crime” punishable by death according to Islamic sharia law — Menashe Amir disagreed.

“If he wins the election, Muslims will be very proud of such a conquest, such a win. He didn’t convert [to Christianity] after he was eighteen. It happened much, much before,” so the sharia law judgment does not apply.

TRANSLATION:  GOOD dhimmi, GOOD, um, boy.  You will be of immense use to us after we devastate and take over your country.

Sure, the mullahs are as prone to wishful thinking as...well, as Obama himself.  But if you were in their sandals, and you saw the dupe of a lifetime rising to the precipice of the American presidency, wouldn't you be getting at least a little giddy?