Left Hand, Meet Other Left Hand

....and neither know what the crap they're doing.

New York Feminine Napkin: Sarah Palin is less experienced than her next fetus!:

It is well past time for Sarah Palin, Republican running mate, governor of Alaska and self-proclaimed reformer, to fill in for the voting public the gaping blanks about her record and qualifications to be vice president. …

Voters have a right to hear Mrs. Palin explain in detail her qualifications to be standby president with no national or foreign policy experience. More is required of any serious candidate for such a high office than one interview with questions put by one selected source.

Hmmm. Constitutionally, the only qualifications for the job are (1) being at least thirty-five years of age and (2) having a pulse. Practically - or at least up until George H.W. Bush made the veepancy more relevant than a "bucket of warm piss" - the only qualifications were being able to stay awake through state funerals and playing lots and lots and lots of solitaire. Dick Cheney upgraded the job's profile even more.  And, heck, even Hillary Clinton had the piss bucket thing licked.

But of course, that isn't really what the Slimes is getting at. What they're really doing is demanding her qualifications to be president in case Darth Queeg gets thrown down a Death Star reactor shaft - or precisely the question they should have been fastballing at Barack Hussein Obama (annnnnnd Hillary Rodham Clinton) for the past year and a half but somehow managed to overlook.

Fortunately, one of Barracuda's fellow governors supplied an answer to the Grey Hag's well-intentioned query:

Blagojevich, who supports favorite son U.S. Senator Barack Obama for president, today criticized Democrats for belittling the experience of Republican U.S. Senator John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, and took a jab at the work of legislators who run for executive positions…

Blagojevich, who said he spent two summers after high school working on the Alaska pipeline, readily defended the executive experience that governors have in contrast to legislators when it comes to being presidential material.

"I would hope the Democrats wouldn't say that about a governor," Blagojevich, a former state legislator and congressman, told [radio host Spike] O'Dell of criticism that the first-term Palin lacks experience.

"The reality is, governors every day have to make decisions for better or for worse. That's part of the job. It's an executive position. And it's a position that is like what you're going to do when you're president. Legislators, they do different things. They debate and they pass their bills back and forth," he said. "But governors make decisions, and I think it's a tactical mistake for the Democrats to question Governor Palin's experience when she's been a governor of a state," he said. "I don't think the size of the state is relevant. It's the kinds of decisions you have to make as governor.

That would be Rod Blagojevich, Obamanoid and Governor of Illinois.

This message indiscipline is the perfect whimsical counterpoint to the Slimes' aggrieved pomposity. And we thought it was just the Donk ticket itself that is more confused than a blind man dropped in a round room and instructed to go pee in the corner.

Not ready to lead? Try not ready to walk and chew gum simultaneously, or put together two extemporaneous sentences without a long, blank pause, an "uh," or an "unfortunate metaphor."

Compared to Rogaine Messiah and their schitzo followers, Governor Palin is the Rock of Gibralter all by herself.