Follow Your Nose

...It always knows - or at least Dean Reynolds' schnoz does:

After most of the previous 12 months covering Barack Obama’s campaign for the presidency, it was interesting, instructive and, well, relaxing to follow John McCain for the last few days. The differences between the two are striking. …

Obama’s campaign schedule is fuller, more hectic and seemingly improvisational. The Obama aides who deal with the national reporters on the campaign plane are often overwhelmed, overworked and un-informed about where, when, why or how the candidate is moving about. Baggage calls are preposterously early with the explanation that it’s all for security reasons.

If so, I would love to have someone from Obama’s campaign explain why the entire press corps, the Secret Service, and the local police idled for two hours in a Miami hotel parking lot recently because there was nothing to do and nowhere to go. It was not an isolated case. …

The McCain folks are more helpful and generally friendly. The schedules are printed on actual books you can hold in your hand, read, and then plan accordingly. The press aides are more knowledgeable and useful to us in the news media. The events are designed with a better eye, and for the simple needs of the press corps. When he is available, John McCain is friendly and loquacious. Obama holds news conferences, but seldom banters with the reporters who’ve been following him for thousands of miles around the country. Go figure.

The McCain campaign plane is better than Obama’s, which is cramped, uncomfortable and smells terrible most of the time. Somehow the McCain folks manage to keep their charter clean, even where the press is seated.

Well, now, what could that "terrible" smell be, exactly?  Do a lot of Obamunists smoke?  Is there a variety to what they light up?  Or by "terrible" does Reynolds really mean "pissy," as in Obamunists imbibing "liberally" and then not always taking the trouble to actually get to the plane's lavatory before letting fly?  Perhaps they don't always feel like emptying the garbage recepticles on board?  Might this be a case of "all of the above"?

You know how we righties refer to ourselves as the "grown-ups" of American politics?  This ought to serve as a stark reminder of the truth of that aphorism.  For me, it serves as an equally stark reminder of past grave electoral mistakes that we can ill-afford in a time as economically and militarily perilous as this.

If Barack Hoover Obama and his party get their full, unchallenged hands on power, this country will smell a lot worse than a prison men's room - it will become a comprehensive charnel house.