How About You & Rush In "Hell In A Cell," Tingle?

Y'all know the drill: "If Limbaugh had ever gone on his show and rooted for [insert prominent liberal's name here]'s head to explode off his shoulders....":

The rather gaping difference?  When El Rushbo talks to himself, twenty million people are actually listening.  That's my quarrel with Ensign Ed's "dragging anchor" metaphor - isn't it rather difficult for a ship to "drag anchor" when it's already on the bottom?  That Matthews would need an audience before he could plausibly be eviscerated for creating a "climate of hate" against the "harmless, lovable, little (?) fuzzball" that could make his fondest dream come true is an alibi so pyrrhic as to help explain much of his own motivation.  Still, a concise, straightforward "[BLEEP] you, Rush!!!!!" complete with stereo digital accompaniment would have conveyed the same basic sentiment with vastly more class.

Maybe it's tingle withdrawal.  Sure hope that makes Matthews' leg turn green, swell up like a rotten, mutant bratwurst, and explode right off his flea-bitten carcass.  Are you reading, Chris?

UPDATE: I certainly wouldn't accept his "mashed up bag 'o meat" non-apology.  Unless that imagery referred to his (or Olbermann's) leg.