New CRS Report Says Bart Stupak Is A Dumbass

Rest assured my friends, so drearily un-newsy is this story that the only reason I'm posting about it is the chance to crap on B.S. again:

A new report by the Congressional Research Service reveals that the national health care law allows for federally-funded abortions, despite Democrats' claims to the contrary.

Under one of the provisions of ObamaCare, before the new health insurance exchanges are set up in 2014, the federal government is funding state-based high risk pools to help cover those with pre-existing conditions.

But according to the CRS, the abortion restrictions contained in the new law "would not appear to apply specifically to the funds made available for high risk pools by section 1101."

Wait for it....wait for it....

The report says that President Obama's executive order on abortion "does not specifically address high risk pools and the funds provided under section 1101 of (the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act)."

Repeat after me:

Bart Stupak is a dumbass.

And there's no such frakking thing as a "pro-life Democrat".