Psychopathic Contrition

Wow, I don't know how the sadistic, murderous side of JL-World, in which Saddam Hussein's torture chambers open up for business anew under Obamedia management, escaped my notice this week.  That's the most inevitable, crushingly unsurprising element of all.

Per Tom Maguire, here's NPR reportetrix Sarah Spitz:

If you were in the presence of a man having a heart attack, how would you respond? As he clutched his chest in desperation and pain, would you call 911? Would you try to save him from dying? Of course you would.

But if that man was Rush Limbaugh, and you were Sarah Spitz, a producer for National Public Radio (update: Spitz was a producer for NPR affiliate KCRW for the show Left, Right & Center), that isn’t what you’d do at all.

In a post to the list-serv Journolist, an online meeting place for liberal journalists, Spitz wrote that she would “Laugh loudly like a maniac and watch his eyes bug out” as Limbaugh writhed in torment.

In boasting that she would gleefully watch a man die in front of her eyes, Spitz seemed to shock even herself. “I never knew I had this much hate in me,” she wrote. “But he deserves it.”

Trust us, Sarah, we knew it all the time.  And no, your non-apology is not accepted, because it is the phony non-contrition of the cockroach that gets caught on the kitchen counter when the lights are switched on and gets smashed with a shoe for its troubles.  And, you know, deserves it.

You want an apology to be taken seriously?  Why don't you call up Limbaugh on his show and REALLY apologize, DIRECTLY to him, WITHOUT qualification or weasel words, in front of ALL twenty million of his listeners.  You might find out just how gracious a guy Rush really is.

And then, Sarah, you might want to make a Christian friend or six, because you've got spiritual issues that you haven't even begun to come to grips with.

Like your buddy and nobody's, the insatiable bottomless pit of hate, the man who gives every appearance of being destined for his own foul-played end, Spencer Ackerman:

Let’s just throw [Michael] Ledeen against a wall. Or, pace Dr. Alterman, throw him through a plate glass window. I’ll bet a little spot of violence would shut him right the fuck up, as with most bullies....

It’s not necessary to jump to [Reverend] Wright-qua-Wright’s defense. What is necessary is to raise the cost on the right of going after the left. In other words, find a rightwinger’s [sic] and smash it through a plate-glass window. Take a snapshot of the bleeding mess and send it out in a Christmas card to let the right know that it needs to live in a state of constant fear.

Obviously I mean this rhetorically.

"Obviously"?  Doesn't sound "obvious" to me.  Sounds like the equivalent of when a leftie is sufficiently indiscrete as to say something like this in public and then tries to laugh it off as a "joke".  "Obviously".

But "obviously" Ackerman doesn't REALLY believe that ANYBODY on the Right is a "bully," because if he did, he'd be terrified that one of us might take offense to those endearing sentiments and throw his fat ass through a plate glass window, and then give his hands something to do by making creative use of the shards littering the pavement.

I am a conservative, and I hate violence.  But sometimes.....

....I wish an Alec Baldwin would be executed gangland style along with his entire family like he wished on Henry Hyde once on Leno, or a Sarah Spitz would drop dead of an agonizing coronary while onlookers pointed and laughed themselves silly like she wished on Rush Limbaugh (and has been wished numerous times on Associate SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas), to let the Left know that their psychotic thuggery and pure evil will boomerang and destroy them with all the mercilessness they display toward their enemies.

But then I stop, step back, kneel, pray, confess, repent, and remember, "Vengeance is Mine, and retribution; in due time their foot will slip; for the day of their calamity is near, and the impending things are hastening upon them."

Besides, the political landscape to which these animals will awaken on November 3rd will be for more devastating to them than any heart attack or plate glass window.

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Well whaddaya know?  Even the JournoListers think Keith Olbermann is a pompous-ass prick.  Maybe they got as big a kick out of his "Sherrod as Alfred Dreyfuss" bit as Glenn Beck did....

....but they'll never admit it.  At least until Beck and his producer are garrotted, drawn & quartered, and their dismembered remains hurled into a lava stream.

Rhetorically speaking, "of course".

Obviously.