Weiner Explodes Twice In One Day

I guess it's the Democrats' best approximation of virility now that Uncle Teddy is pushing up daisies.

Here's Eeyore with the context:

[T]he Dems initially planned to introduce the 9/11 bill under normal procedures, with a simple majority vote needed to pass it, but then they started wetting themselves at the thought of having to take tough votes on amendments — especially ones related to illegal immigration — introduced by the GOP. So, change of plans: Instead of a majority vote, they invoked a special rule that lets them deny Republicans the right to offer amendments but requires two-thirds of the House to pass the bill. The GOP decided to protest the procedural move by having virtually all of its members vote no, which brings us to the freakout du jour.

Now then, sit back with frosty beverage in hand and enjoy a main event pitting Glenn Beck archnemesis Anthony Weiner (yes, he pronounces it weeeeenur) against New York Republican Peter King in a no-DQ steel cage match, followed by a Sean Hannity run-in for the ages.

Just pray that the two New York congressmen don't patch up their differences and join forces one day, because even WW[E] isn't ready for a tag-team billed as "King Weiner".