Let's See If I've Got This Right

SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!   IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

 

IF YOU SWIM TO CUBA ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!

A JOB,          A DRIVERS LICENSE, 

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,  WELFARE, 

FOOD STAMPS,  CREDIT CARDS, 

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 

FREE EDUCATION,  FREE HEALTH CARE, 

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON  BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE. 

 

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!