The Superior Scholarshippers

"Ah, but wait," protests the Bishop, "Nepotism wasn't explicitly against CBC rules until just two years ago!  So I am innocent, pure as the wind driven snow!"  That, of course, says far more about what kind of sleazy ethics cesspool that cockeyed caucus is than it serves as any kind of, um, fig leaf.  And that, in turn, speaks to the inevitability of institutionalizing the corrupt entitlement mentality by racist gerrymandering of congressional districts to ensure and lock in stone little racist fiefdoms like a kind of reparations neoaristocracy.  Set up people with their hands permanently out, their ancestors' suffering and injustice a guiltmongering meal ticket in perpetuity, with such a plumb gig and the wonder is that there are any CBC members who AREN'T wading in corruption up to their armpits.  As Gabe Malor incitefully asks, "Anyone wanna bet that this is the last one?"

If, BTW, any CBCer wants to make a dope deal "for their family," they can count on the Chairma'm of the Senate Ethics Committee.  Evidently, she has the right, um, connections.