Dare We Hope??

According to this article, Nancy Pelosi may take her ball and go home if the Republicans take over the House next week. Okay, let me share my admittedly a bit far-fetched but not completely out of the question dream: Angle beats Reid, Beilat beats Frank, O'Donnell beats Coons, Fiorina beats Boxer, Miller beats Murkowski and the other Democrat, and Nancy Pelosi resigns.

I don't drink, but I'll certainly find a fun way to celebrate if even HALF that comes true!

JASmius adds: Hey, Jen, you left out Dino Rossi ridding D.C., if not the world, of that imbecile Porky Murray.  Besides, if anybody deserves a break (and a miracle), it's Dino, after the way he got buggered out of my state's governorship six years ago.  He's a good man, as conservative an electable Republican as Washingtonians are ever going to get, and, well, if Captain Purity Jim DeMint has endorsed him, I think that's all you need to know about how great a senator he'd be.  And I wouldn't have to hang my head in shame anymore about the Evergreen State being misrepresented by Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber.

I'm not quite predicting it, although Rasmussen has Dino now ahead by a percentage point.  As for the rest of your wish list, Angle's four-point lead over Pencil-Neck should be too big for SEIU to steal, get back to me on the Elizabeth Montgomery Mary Tyler Moore of 2010 when she can crack the single-digit deficit barrier, it's impossible to really know how Alaska will turn out (but the media psychops make it look bleak), Carly (who, for the record, indirectly destroyed my last job way back in 2003 - it's a long story....) has only actually led Dirigible-Head once about six weeks ago, and the Maker Of Killer Robots, er, spanking Frank sure is a nice windmill, isn't it?

But aim high, like the Air Force used to say before it was Obamunized.  Just don't attach your hopes to the same bottlerocket.