The REAL Da Vinci Code

A young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons
and laws of the church by hand.


He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!
In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.


The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'


He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.  Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
   

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
We missed the 
R !
    We missed the 
R !
We missed the 
R !'

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.  The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,
'The word was...


CELEB
RATE!!!

 

h/t: Uncle

| | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0) Sphere'>http://www.sphere.com/search?q=sphereit:http://hardstarboardblog.com/2010/10/the-real-da-vinci-code.html">Sphere: Related Content View blog reactions

0 TrackBacks

Listed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: The REAL Da Vinci Code.

TrackBack URL for this entry: http://hardstarboardblog.com/blog/mt-tb.cgi/5039

Leave a comment

About this Entry

This page contains a single entry by JASmius published on October 6, 2010 4:38 PM.

Splitting Hare was the previous entry in this blog.

Central Command News (10/7/10) is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

2004-2007

1996-2000

Best of JASmius

Television & Movie Reviews/Multimedia

The Sports Page

Powered by Movable Type 4.01

 Subscribe to Hard Starboard

 Subscribe to Hard Starboard

As linked by Real Clear Politics

"Hard Starboard has some relevant thoughts....the most original, and humorous, I've seen so far." - "Ensign" Ed Morrissey
Google
Technorati search
View blog authority

Blogs that link here

Add to Technorati Favorites
Solar X-rays:

Geomagnetic Field:
>
Status
Status
 
From n3kl.org Sermon Archive

Out Of The Miry Clay

Due On Christmas

God Made Playdough

Growing Together

Jenaya’s Quote Board

Little Pink Feet

Living A Quiet Life

Martinbliss

Rachel’s Blog

Red-Headed Wilsons

Ryan & Stephanie Buczak

The Adventures Of The SuperMillers

Tim Miller's Arabian Adventure

The Fenton Four

The Miller Brothers

The Terrible Tuesday Machine

Wycliffe Support

Institute for Creation Research

Klingon Gospel Wheel

Evangelical Blogroll