The Superior Resolve

There's really not a whole lot we can say about West Virginia Governor Joe Manchin's torturous ObamaCare contortions that these two vids do not:

Well, okay, there is something I can add: the Chin has the face of Joe Theismann and the soul of John Kerry.  And two years from now he may be out of the public sector entirely after this horrendous debacle.

But maybe the Chin should be counting his blessings; at least he wasn't handed THIS crappy assignment:

Note: Didn't describe Satan as being "a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal".  Probably because it won't be too long before Scheherezade will use her Mighty Arms to force McDonald's to replace the fries with tofued eggplant slices instead.

Parenthetically, how hysterical is it that the Florida Devil is receiving "big gun" campaign help from THIS paragon of verbal restraint and fuckin' propriety?:

What could Beelzebub do with two hundred billion smackers, gentles?  The mind reels.

Exit question: How lousy a solace is it that whatever Donks do survive the November Cataclysm will have to console themselves with the slogan, "At least we'll always have Barney?"