Cowardice Makes Morons Of ABC

It seems so simple to me: just don't invite Andrew Breitbart to be part of your election night coverage.  Nobody was expecting you to; so if you don't drop him a line, then there's no kerfuffle from your base, no controversy, and you proceed with your boring-ass hard-left hackery that nobody'll watch, and that's that.

Well, I guess that last part is why they dropped him a line anyway.  Perhaps they were hoping that nobody would notice:

[T]he stompy foot temper tantrums were in full force when it was announced that Andrew Breitbart and Dana Loesch, Editor In Chief of Breitbart’s Big Journalism, would be participating in ABC’s election night coverage. A coordinated effort between the usual suspects immediately, and predictably, sprung up. How dare ABC include people who won’t merely spout the Left’s talking points and somehow blame George W. Bush and people too stupid to understand the “nuance” of Democrats and their policies?  Oh, and racists, natch.

And here I thought Lori Ziganto might be exaggerating just a little about K-Olb's contribution to this full court press:

"No, ladies and gentlemen, ABC WILL NOT put on this Brrrrrreit-Fart-aaaaah!"

I got a chuckle from this YouTube comment:

That was funny...

Maddow laughed on cue, then she farted, burped, whipped her dick out and pissed all over Ed Shultz. The studio slaves mopped it up, and Lawrence O'Donnell drank it from a brandy snifter.

Those liberals know how to party....

And ABC sure knows how to puss out.  Because, you know, they just couldn't bear to face the awesome retributory power of "The Edward R. Murrow (TTHTBBTTHTTHB - ah, that was a good'in.  Hey, Maddow, want me to bottle it for you?) Of Obamatopia".

Which just astounds me, but only in the sense that...well, you know what Andrew Breitbart's claim to fame is, right?  Exposing leftwing lies and scandals?  It's why the Sorosians and Olby and the Huff'n Puffers would dearly love to feed him backwards through a thaleron generator.  Doubtless those spineless bloodworms at ABC do too, but the siren call of the ratings that Fox News is getting even versus the networks is hard to resist, and evidently has a detrimental effect on short-term memory.

Which A.B. was happy to remedy:

This program will broadcast on the ABC Television Network, abcnews.com, ABC News Now, and ABC News Radio.

The show will be live on the web and ABC News Now as well as on the network from 4:00pm till 11:00pm M[D]T.

We would love for you to be a part of our program, and please let us know what we can do to accommodate your needs.

I am booking the guests for the event and will be in Phoenix starting Thursday, October 28th.

Feel free to email me back or call me at the following number with any questions.

Thanks so much,

XXXX XXXX

Producer

ABC News

A word to the....well, a piece of advice, anyway, Octuple-X: Next time have Breitbart on, but cover his on-screen image with one of those blue squares, and disguise his voice.  So that way, technically you can say that he wasn't on your network.  It'll be stupid, but it'll also actually be more honorable, less chowderheaded, and you might actually spike your ratings if just from viewers tuning in to see if a once-major TV network was actually doing something so puerile.

Maybe you can simulcast with MSNBCCCP.  What the heck, NBC is washing their hands of them.