Gifts For The Teacher

The first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.  The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.  The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.  The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.  She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?.

"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"

h/t: Uncle