Coulter Drafts The Big Man

Ordinarily, I'd say that Chris Christie isn't ready to run for president because he's still in his first term as New Jersey governor.  But then, these aren't ordinary times, and we can't afford to allow our party to follow the usual dynastic "It's his turn" template, especially given the inside track that gives Mitt "RomneyCare" Romney.  Besides, the Dems don't have any such template, which is most of how Red Barry ascended in the first place.

Or perhaps I should say, "We COULDN'T afford to allow our party to follow the usual dynastic 'It's his turn' template," since it's functionally unstoppable.  But hey, even blondes can dream, can't they?