The Bible, CNPSV

That's "Crazy Nancy Pelosi Standard Version":

I keep saying that it has become fuctionally impossible to parody these animals.  This should give you an outstanding illustration of why.  For years I and others of like mind have asserted that as liberalism/socialism has been conclusively discredited and debunked, the continued blind faith of liberals in this same dysfunctional philosophy/governing paradigm has become nothing short of religious in form and intensity.  Now they're not even bothering to pretend otherwise themselves.

And as Ensign Ed points out, the context is funding for the National Institute of Health, which is a research agency and doesn't heal anybody, biblically or otherwise.  And the GOP isn't cutting its funding, but simply not increasing it.

One would like to think that even the CNPSV Bible has the passage from Exodus 20 about not bearing false witness.  But if it does, it's already fallen on deaf ears.