The Wisdom Of The Godless

An oldie, but a goodie....

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An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'  'What powerful rivers!'  'What beautiful animals!'
he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look.  He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. 

He ran as fast as he could up the path.  He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. 

At that instant moment, the atheist cried out: 'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.  The bear froze.  The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny My existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'  'Do you expect Me to help you out of this predicament?'  'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out.  The sounds of the forest resumed..  And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: 

'LORD bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our LORD, Amen.