ChunkySalsaville

An ode to Osama bin Laden (to the tune of "Margaritaville" by Jimi Buffet)

Nibblin on sponge cake
Watchin the sun bake
An' the infidels die
Loadin’ my AK-47
Know I’m goin’ to heaven
And the Americans all goin’ to hell to fry

Chorus:
Gonna waste ‘em all in ChunkySalsaville
Searching for where the nukes are
Some people claim that Allah’s to blame
But I say Allahu Akbar!

I know the reason
I stayed here six seasons
‘cause the US would frag my ass blue
But they’ll never find me
The Paks will hide me
‘sides, violence Obama won’t do

Chorus:
Gonna waste ‘em all in ChunkySalsaville
Searching for where the nukes are
Some people claim that Allah’s to blame
But I say Allahu Akbar!

The SEALs blew down my door
Wanted some more
Yelled, “Surrender or you will die!”
Ducked behind my wife
Then I lost my life
72 virgins?  In a pig’s eye!

I got wasted in ChunkySalsaville
Descending to where the fishes are
Some people claim that hell’s not aflame
But I say AAAAUUGGGHHH!

Yes some people claim that hell’s not aflame
But I say AAAAUUGGGHHH!