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~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect! 

~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better! 

~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!! 

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially Golf. 

~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember. 

~The things you used to care to do,  you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. 

~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed.  It's Called "  Pre-sleep". 

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "  ON"  and "  OFF"   Switch.. 

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ...  "   what?"  ..... 

"  when?"... ??? 

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. 

~You notice everything sold in stores is "  sleeveless"  !!!! 

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. 

~Everybody Whispers. 

 ~Now that your husband has retired .... You'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear. 

h/t: Uncle